If you own a cat and have an opinion about Dolan Trump, it’s time to trump your cat, everybody’s doing it. According to Donald Twump (Elmer fudded it), cats are just like Mexicans, lazy tuna loving rapists on welfare. It’s time for retaliation, and who knows better than your cat.
How to trump your cat.
Step 1: Brush your cat.
Step 2: Take fur from brush and place on top of head.
Step 3: Take picture and hashtag #trumpyourcat
Step 4: Call your dad and tell him, he will be proud and forget about how you let him down with all of your life choices.